10. Mothersday rhymes from bad people
Bad people also had a mother. They also had to write rhymes for mothersday.
10.1. Nero
When I was just a boy at home
You told me, mother, that I must
Get rid of everyone in Rome
I felt I could not trust
Your good advice, mom, I obey
I've quite a job to do
There's not a soul I trust today
That is including you.
10.2. John Wilkes Booth
My love to you on Mother's day
To me, there's no-one dearer
This message must be brief because,
The hounds are getting nearer
Oh, thank you for the brithday gift
The pistol was a dandy
Although I'v only used it once
It really came in handy
10.3. Blackbeard
I've slaughtered, tortured, robbed and killed
Until me evil purse was filled
I've watched me victims walk the plank
And heard 'em gurgle as they sank
I've flogged a hundred dozen men
And laughed when they screamed "Not Again!"
As buccaneer, I bow to none
Now ain't ye proud that I'm your son?